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Like Pineapple? Try THIS!

Have you only ever thought about pineapple cut up and cold? Well here’s a new idea.

Cut up some pineapple and put 1 inch chunks on a skewer. You are creating a pineapple kabob. Then lightly sprinkle with cinnamon and brown sugar. Bake in the oven (or try on a BBQ) for about 5 minutes, on low. You will be absolutely amazed. So delicious.

These are PERFECT for a healthy dessert on a hot sunny day.

Cute Story

Ode To Fitness

By: David Smyth

I ride my bike from town to town, By hoards of smiling faces

My bpm goes up and down, As my heart’s put through its paces

I pump my legs and feel the burn, I’m living determination

At break neck speed I take the turns, I seek fat extermination

I swallow bugs and spit them out, I swig water from my bottle

A million swears will leave my mouth, As I ramp up on the throttle

My arm gets numb my breath gets thin, My feet slip of the pedal

I slam into an open bin,  Just three minutes from the medal

I see the light and wish I’d sought, A life less dull and dry

But as it is, my final thought Is what’s my bmi?

I never had a cushy job, Desks won’t make you feel alive

But I wish I’d been that brain dead slob, They live ‘till sixty five